Some people say that it’s wrong to fill up balloon animals with helium.
But whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?
A Trojan horse.
I’m sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion.
She’s single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
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The box of condoms
Young couple finishes having when the female rolls over and looks at the box of condoms sitting on the nights stand, and notices that there are only six left out of the original dozen
She says,
\- ”We only used one. What happened to the other 5 condoms?”
The young man thinks...
Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
If you think inflation has been tough on you...
...wait until you hear what it's doing to our balloon animals.
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