Balloon Animal Jokes - 7 Hilarious Balloon Animal Jokes

Some people say that it’s wrong to fill up balloon animals with helium.

But whatever floats your goat.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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Are those Balloon animals ?

Going on a family vacation with a lot of kids can be a trial.

We found a really nice campground with all the amenities, to park the camper.

We met several other families, as the children all played outside.

For hours, the kids kept coming back inside asking for quarters over and...

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I’m sick of my wife blowing everything out of proportion.

She’s single handedly ruining my balloon animal business.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The box of condoms

Young couple finishes having sex when the female rolls over and looks at the box of condoms sitting on the nights stand, and notices that there are only six left out of the original dozen

She says,

\- ”We only used one. What happened to the other 5 condoms?”

The young man thinks...

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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If you think inflation has been tough on you...

...wait until you hear what it's doing to our balloon animals.

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