A farmer read in a paper that a single egg has as many nutrients as a whole bale of hay.
The farmer was very excited thinking how much money he could now save on feeding his horse, and quickly changed the horse's diet to one egg a day.
As days and weeks went by, the farmer noticed his horse getting thinner and thinner, weaker and weaker. After four weeks, when the horse could...
What do you call a bale of hay that sleeps around?
Jorge.
I'll show myself out.
Sometime in the middle ages, a duke sought to overthrow an earl who was his rival
So he sent a group of his soldiers to sack the earl's castle. As word of the soldiers coming spread through the town outside the castle, most people ran or hid. But as the soldiers passed through the market square, they heard a voice calling "wool for cheap, wool for cheap".
The captain of...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman wake up in a barn.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman wake up in a barn after a particularly wild night on the town.
The farmer, on his morning rounds, hears the commotion and slowly opens the barn door, shotgun in hand.The three quickly hide behind a bale of hay and attempt to convince the farmer that ...
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