UPJOKE

Bald Men Jokes

90% of bald men have a comb

They just can’t part with it.

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their hands through their hair.

Three bald men are shopping for hotdogs. Which one used to be blond?



The one in the pet store.

Bald men are meant to be more virile...

The problem is they never get the chance to prove it

I like to play chess with old bald men in the park

But it’s kind of hard to find 32 of them.

Teacher: Why do many bald men have torn pant pockets?

Johnny: Sometimes, they too feel like stroking their hair...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What happens when two bald men put their heads together?

They make an ass of themselves

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A farmer was having an issue with his parrot

His parrot was getting into the chicken coop and having sex with all the hens. It was happening so much that they stopped laying eggs. The angry farmer told the parrot "if you have sex with any of my chickens again, I'm going to pluck every last feather out of your head!"

The next day the fa...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic`.

"Woah” I said, "I don't know if I could keep up the pace with you now.. I'm a ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.