Bail Money Jokes

I got pulled over by the cops for riding a bike drunk. The cop asks me; "what do you think you're doing riding a bike drunk?"

So I told him, " I'm too drunk to drive, and every time I try and walk I fall down. So I stole the bike"

Anyhow, long story short, I need bail money.

So I was driving down the road when a cop stopped me, looked at me and asked "You drinking?"
I said "You buying?"








Guys I need bail money

I said “You’re quite handsome yourself.”
We both laughed and laughed.
I need bail money.

He said yes, all the others were 9’s and 10’s.

Send bail money.

But when you've been arrested for stalking and need bail money, they're nowhere to be found.

He said walk down the path in a straight line, 3 yards into the walk, the officer said, "You're staggering" I said, "you're quite handsome yourself" We just laughed and laughed. Now I need bail money.

I was driving home from the bar and of course Sirens were wailing and showing red and blue.

I pulled over and the officer showed up to my window and shined a light in my eyes.

“Sir you have been swerving and your eyes are red have you been drinking”

“Well, your eyes are glazed h... read more