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Bad Lawyer Jokes

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What’s the difference between a bad lawyer and a good lawyer?

A bad lawyer will fuck you, but a good lawyer will get you off

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.

Why would China be a bad lawyer?

It wouldn’t have many new cases

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