One day at court, the prosecutor called the first witness to the stand, and in came a gossipy old woman
The prosecutor started by asking her, "Do you know who I am?"
The old woman replied. "Yes, you're John Kim, and I must say I'm very disappointed in you. You're greedy, you treat others like dirt, and you've been keeping a mistress for years! Of course I know who you are."
The prosecuto...
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A tell all old woman at the court of a small provincial town
At the court of a small provincial town, a lawyer calls his first witness, an old woman around 80 and he asks her with a professional style: "Do you know me, Mrs. Rowland?" "Of course, I know you Mr. Smith! says the old woman. I know you since you were little, and I have to confess that I am very di...
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