I'm devastated. I just had a look at my doctor's notes and he's written that after my accident, I'll never be able to wank again.
Edit: False alarm! I asked him about it and he chuckled about the whole "doctors have bad handwriting" cliche. It's meant to say walk. What a relief!
"one day you'll become a doctor" - teacher
7 years later I just realize I had a really bad handwriting
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