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What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

The bad golfer goes “WHACK! Darnit!”

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Ever hear the one about the bad golfer?

He put more balls in the water than the Men’s Olympic swim team

I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert

I'm guaranteed to find water.

Taking his son golfing

Mr. Smith was a bad golfer, but God help him, he still loved to play the game. One weekend morning, his wife couldn't look after their son, so he agreed to bring him along, and have him act as his caddy.

When they got to the course, he pulled his son aside and handed him a scorecard.

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