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Bad Golf Jokes

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What's the difference between a bad golf drive and a poorly packed parachute?

One is whack...fuck and the other is fuck....whack.

Four priests decided to enjoy the beautiful weather and went golfing in polo shirts and khakis.

However, their game was not going well, and after a series of terrible shots, the caddy asked, "Are you guys priests?"

"Yes, we are," replied one of the priests, "Why?"

'Because,' said the caddy, "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."

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What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes ‘WHACK’ , “ah shit”.
A bad skydiver goes “ah shit” , ‘WHACK’

Taking his son golfing

Mr. Smith was a bad golfer, but God help him, he still loved to play the game. One weekend morning, his wife couldn't look after their son, so he agreed to bring him along, and have him act as his caddy.

When they got to the course, he pulled his son aside and handed him a scorecard.

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