So there was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a few joints. So the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few more joints with the koala. After a little while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, s...
Went to a restaurant with my wife and the host’s name was Alex. So I said “Table for 2 Alex”
We were the first Daily Double…
If anyone gets this joke I apologize immensely. Bad dry dad jokes are kinda my thing.
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