Cardio B's attempt to register "Okurrr" as a trademark has been denied by the U.S. Patent Office.
Luckily, she has a backup plan: "Mediocrrre".
Two friends bought two horses
One for each friend. They had to keep their horses at the same place so the 1st friend asked, “How are we going to identify which horse is yours and which one is mine?” 2nd friend: “For that, I have an idea. I'll shave my horse's neck hair. So the one without neck hair would be mine and the one w...
Three hunters are lost in the woods, and their prospects aren't looking good.
The three men have been trying to find their way out for hours, but none of the landmarks look familiar, and they're starting to get desperate. Finally, one man remembers his Boy Scout training and says, "Fire three shots in the air, and someone will come find us!"
So they fire three shots an...
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Thank you for flying Philippine Airlines.
(Disclaimer, original joke was in Filipino, imma roughly translate it for y'all)
So John and Peter were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine!
Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued a PSA t...
Game Show
Some folks see me as a know-it-all. I'm not, but I have a reasonable memory, and it got me on a game show, once.
The television game show was being recorded - they do a whole week at a time, and this was the wrap-up. I was in the hot seat for the last big question.
The host turned to m...
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