These are genuine clips from council complaint letters
1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. it's the dog mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it h...
So I went to see the Dr. he asks: “And what seems to be the problem?"
A little embarrassed, I replied “ Well I seem to have a small lettuce leaf growing out of my back passage Dr!"
At which point he instructed me to drop my trousers while he had a quick look.
“Mmmm . . . I’m afraid I’m going to have to call an ambulance and have you rushed into hospital...
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