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Baby Chicks Jokes

A serial killer is chasing 3 young women through a farm

The three young women are a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The three women run into a barn and find three barrels to hide in. The brunette jumps into a barrel labeled "chicks". The redhead into a barrel labeled "kittens", and the blonde into one labeled "potatoes".

The serial killer foll...

A man decides he wants to run a farm

A man decides he wants to run a farm.

He goes to the farm store, and orders 300 baby chicks from the manager.

The next week, he comes back and orders 300 more chicks. The store just thinks that his farm is doing well, and sells them to him.

Again, the next week, the man comes in...

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3rd Grade Classroom in a Chicken Farming Community

Miss Coral is a 3rd grade teacher in a rural community where almost all of the residents are chicken farmers. She decides to do a lesson with her students on stories with morals, and gives her students the homework of finding a story from their families that have morals.
The next day she asks ...

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A 3rd grade teacher asked her students to tell a story with a moral...

... John volunteers first and says, "One time I was picking eggs from the hen house and stuffed them all up into one basket. When I was walking back inside I tripped and almost half the eggs fell out and broke. The moral of the story is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Good", said th...

A man goes into a local animal store

He asks the clerk for 50 baby chicks. Pleased with his purchase, he goes home to raise them. Two weeks later, the man is back again. He asks the clerk for 50 more baby chicks. The clerk says "Wow sir, it seems as if you're having a great success with your farm!" The man then responds, "Actually, I'm...

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