My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens.
He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
Do you know how much a baby chicken costs?
Neither do I, but I know they cheap cheap cheap.
I wanted to tell a dirty joke about a baby chicken but...
Then I realized it was a little fowl.
When it comes to baby chickens...
...talk is *cheep*
A farmer buys 100 baby chickens.
A week later, he comes back to buy 100 more.
A week after that, he comes back to buy yet another 100 baby chickens.
Finally, when he came back for yet another 100 chickens, someone finally stopped him and said “Excuse me sir, I noticed you’ve been here every week buying chickens. How’...
What the first bit of a pleasure a baby chicken gets?
It gets laid!
Why is a baby chicken less expensive than an adult one?
Because it's a little cheeper.
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What do a fat prostitute and a baby chicken have in common?
They both go "cheap"
City Farmer
A city type moves to the country and decides he wants to be a farmer. So he goes to the local farm shop and tells the man: "Give me 100 baby chickens."
The farm shop worker complies. A week later the man returns and says: "Give me 200 baby chickens."
Again, a week later the man returns...
A boy asks his father what a female chicken is called.
His dad answers "A hen, son." "And a male chicken?" asks the boy. "They're called a rooster." "How about a baby chicken?" to which his dad answers "A chick." "So dad, what's a chicken?"
A baby chick tells it's mom, "Mom I think I'm a penguin.."
"There's no way you're a penguin, you're without a doubt a baby chicken" she responds.
He insisted, "No mom, I really think I'm a penguin and I don't want to live in this farm anymore, I wanna live with my fellow penguins!"
She said "alright fine, you have an aunt that lives in Antarct...
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