B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar. The bartender stopped them and said,
"We don't serve minors"
Scientists have determined that the Earth has a resonant frequency
The planet resonates at a low B note. However if you were flying away in a space ship the frequency would drop due to the doppler effect, and the Earth would B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
What is the only key a piano can play in after it was dropped down the mine shaft?
Minor B flat
Our planet successfully played most notes on the piano.
But it couldn't B flat.
What did the person with perfect pitch say when their friend stepped on a bee?
That's a b flat
A phone has 8 numbers on it's keypad
When you press 1 it plays a D flat, when you press 2 it plays an E flat, 3 an F, 4 a G Flat, 5 an A Flat, 6 a B flat, 7 a C and 8 a D Flat. This is a dial tonic scale.
A musician walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
"I play flute in a travelling orchestra" he said. "Last month, we played for the Ottoman sultan. He liked our performance and ordered to fill our instruments with sapphires. The cello got 1000 sapphires in, the drum got 2000 sapphires in, this piece of ...
Two music jokes
Why can't you have soda in F major? Because it would B flat!
Why doesn't D major need glasses? It can C sharp!
Best joke for ages.
Stevie Wonder went to play a concert in China, and he began by asking if the audience had any requests. They shouted: "Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"...
Stevie was a little puzzled, but he responded by playing an E minor scale, and then continued with a complex jazz melody that went o...
My dad always told me...
Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat.
Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad.
Why should you never trust an A# to play an instrument?
Because it will always B flat
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Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo
The place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice... "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Ama...
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