Vicar: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T man and wife V W X Y Z
Groom: Why did you say that?
Vicar: Because I now pronounce u 'man and wife'
Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten
As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.
"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher
'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior
"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages
BB stands up full of confidence "A B C C C C C C C D E F..."
"Stop...
A kindergartner asks to use the bathroom
Teacher: “sing the ABC’s, then I’ll let you go”
Kindergartner: “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z”
Teacher: “Where’s the P?”
Kindergartner: “It’s running down my pants!”
How do you respond if someone tells you: “this is an A and B conversation, so why don’t you C your way out!”
Tell them: “to me, it looks like a **D** and **E** conversation, so why don’t you go **F** yourself!”
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