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awkward situation growing up

when he was 15 years old, his friend gave him condoms, just as a prank but he put the condoms aside, because he was only 15.

him and his friends were learning karate from a friend Mike, Mike was a black belt in Karate the rest of them learning from him were beginner yellow belts.

his ...

How does a tree handle an awkward situation?

It leaves.

I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office.

I was hard at work.

In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.

You know - comic relief.

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I walked into an elevator today...

and there was a middle aged man in there, crouching down, holding a white stick and wearing dark glasses.

After saying hello to him, there was an awkward silence between us and I was faced with a very awkward situation.

Should I help him? Will he be offended if I try to help him? Shou...

A shy guy walks into a bar...

... and sees a a beautiful girl. After an hour, he goes to try talking to her:

-Excuse me, can we talk for some minutes?

Afterwards, the girl screams:

-NO! I Don't wanna sleep with you!

Now everyone in the bar looks weird to them. Obviously, the guy, ashamed, goes back to...

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