Did you hear about the girl who accidentally put her donor card in the ATM machine?
It cost her an arm and a leg!
i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said " the ATM machine"
i had 15$'s left though..
A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce.
A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce. The problem in contention was, who should have the possession of the child?
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said "My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour. I am entitl...
A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist: “what machine should I use to impress women?”
She responded swiftly (pointing outside the door) saying “The ATM machine, sir...”
Today is my first day at the gym.
I walk in and see a bunch of hot women working out. I walk up to the guy who is running the gym and ask him, " Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies over there?" He smiles at me and says, " Try the ATM Machine in the lobby."
You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!
Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!
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No matter how quick you pull out..
..the ATM machine always beeps.
A couples divorce proceedings are in progress, and the case of who gets custody of their 4 year old child gets raised.
The mother pleads her case: "I'm the mother, I carried her for 9 months so of course she should stay with me."
The father responds: "if I go to an ATM machine, and I i...
Old lady at ATM
Last night I was walking home late at night when I saw an old lady having some trouble at an ATM machine . I approached her and asked could I help her in any way .
She turned around and thanked me before explaining that she simply wanted to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.