Why was a man standing in front of an ATM machine with only 1 leg?
He was checking his balance.
Dear people who wrongly say "ATM machine".
I hope you get the HIV virus.
I don't understand ATM machines.
They just don't make cents.
Did you hear about the girl who accidentally put her donor card in the ATM machine?
It cost her an arm and a leg!
i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said " the ATM machine"
i had 15$'s left though..
A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce.
A man and his wife were in court to get a divorce. The problem in contention was, who should have the possession of the child?
The man or the woman?
The woman jumped up and said "My Lord, I am the mother of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour. I am entitl...
A man walks into the casino and asks a security guard which machine people get the most money from
The guard points to the ATM machine.
A man walks into a gym and asks the receptionist: “what machine should I use to impress women?”
She responded swiftly (pointing outside the door) saying “The ATM machine, sir...”
You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!
Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
No matter how quick you pull out..
..the ATM machine always beeps.
Old lady at ATM
Last night I was walking home late at night when I saw an old lady having some trouble at an ATM machine . I approached her and asked could I help her in any way .
She turned around and thanked me before explaining that she simply wanted to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
How you Know if you're in America
-- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance. -- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. -- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front. -- Banks leave both vault doors...
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