At Park Jokes - 4 Hilarious At Park Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they are constantly told nonsense about what 20 cm\* is like.

\* about 8 inch.

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A young lad sees the Director of the company he works at park up in a brand new Aston Martin.

'Nice car' says the lad.

The Director looks at him coolly on the eye and says 'See this lad, if you work hard, do loads of unpaid hours and consistently exceed your punishing sales targets, well lad, this time next year ...... I can buy another one.'

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Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking?

He had to get toad.

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