As an Aussie, Americans always ask me where in Australia *isn’t* there anything trying to kill me…
“School” I tell them.
My buddies always ask me how I can get fat girls to bed so quick.
I tell them t’s easy, just a piece of cake
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People ask me "Are you hard at work?" And I'm like
No I don't have a boner right now but thanks for asking
My dad asked me the other day: "Are you even listening to me?"
Which is a really weird way to start a conversation if you ask me.
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