Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England
French Fries Were Not Invented In France.
We Sometimes Take English For Granted
But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:
Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly
Boxing Rings Are Square
And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.
If Writers Write, H...
This is a decent joke but it's relatable at least
Cool quantum physics fact!
When cooled, helium becomes a superfluid! To get to this state, it has to be cooled to a very very cold temperature. About -270 C!
That's almost as cold as my bed every night ;-;
The toilet paper issue reminds me of a joke
When the white man first arrived to North America and set up camp, they weren't sure what to expect for their first winter. So, one man decided to chop a bunch of wood so it would be handy.
After befriending some nearby natives, he asked how cold the winters got. The native said, "Its going t...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A man dies and goes to hell
When he arrives, he meets the devil, standing in front of three doors.
"What are these doors?" The man asks.
The devil tells him "Hell isn't so bad, you get to choose your accommodations. Behind these doors are your three options."
The man then asks to see behind each door, so h...
I went to a dinner and when I came back my friend asked me how it was.
"It would have been great if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, the fish as fresh as the maid, and the maid as willing as the Hostess!”
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
