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what do you say to the liberal arts student that just gotten a job

Can I get the cappuccino to go?

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

A friend of mine, a performing arts student, was recently killed in an accident in Toronto…

He was putting himself through school by working as a birthday clown and he had to take the subway to get around. He was going to his next gig and his floppy shoes caught on his baggy trousers and, since he was a little too close to the edge, he fell in front of the train. We have tried to get the t...

What did the Arts student say to the Science student

Why did I waste 3 years of my life?

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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A young liberal arts student walks into a bar...

A young liberal arts student walks into a bar. He sat down and ordered 2 beers.

An Asian guy sitting on his right hand side stared at him and went: so, how does it feel to be in the mid 20s but still live with your parents?

The young liberal arts student was instantly surprised. "Yes...

What did the culinary arts student say when his teacher gave him a piggyback ride?

Weeee Chef!

I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why don't arts students stare out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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