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A blonde is sitting next to a brunette on a plane. She turns to the dark haired woman and asks, "Where are you from?"

The brunette haughtily replies, "I'm from a place where we know better than to end a sentence with a preposition."

The blonde pauses for a second and then asks, "Where are you from, bitch?"

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Hey girl, are you from Iraq?

Coz you look Saddam fine when you Baghdad ass up.

Texan: “Where are you from?”

*Harvard graduate: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”*

*Texan: “OK, where are you from, jackass?”*

Hey are you from Dubai ?

cause i want Dubai you a drink.

Hey girl, are you from IKEA?

'Cause my wife and I are going to have a fight over you.

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Because you look like your parents are related.

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Because I’ve never met someone from Tennessee and I’m starting to have doubts that it’s a real state

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Where are you from?" the bartender asks.

"Oklahoma," the guy replies. "Oh yeah?" the bartender asks. "Which part?" "All of me I guess," the guy says.

Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?"

"Chilly", he replies.

Damn girl are you from Egypt?

Because A'frican love you.

Are you from France?

Cuz MaDAMN

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Are you from Ireland?

Because when I see you my penis is Dublin

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin

The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman.

"Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man ...

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A jew visits a brothel

He talks to the guy at reception:

- Hello, I want to see Samantha.

- One moment sir.

A beautiful young woman comes downstairs.

-Have you asked for me?

- Yes, I want to spend the night with you.

- Alright but my service is a bit expensive. $1000 for a night....

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A man in Melbourne walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter...

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage."

As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "...and this gentleman kindly o...

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With Apologies To Abbot And Costello

There were these two kids who ran away from their home in Why, Arizona. One was a tall, white kid. The other was a short, Asian kid. After running away from home, a police officer notices them. They were caught milking baby gila monsters for their venom. The cop didn't want to send them to juvi...

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