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Apple Products Jokes

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Why do Chinese people love IPhones and Apple products?

Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.

(inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
r/nextfuckinglevel post)

Why does Eric Clapton only buy apple products

Because his son had a bad experience with windows

Why are Americans so obsessed with Apple Products?

Because they can't afford health insurance in the US

I’m becoming one of those people who spends all of their money on apple products.

I’m addicted to cider.

Apple Products

My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free.

People buying Apple products are so dumb.

Sent from my iPhone.

I'm so done with Apple products!

Their phones can't do jack...

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why can't you make phone calls on a banana?

They're apple products!

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Apparently taking too much Viagra can affect your IQ and cause aggressive behavior.

But the fuck I care about some crappy Apple products anyways

After retiring to a small village in the country, a mathematician soon becomes restless...

One day his wife suggests he pursue his hobby for electronics repair and open a shop. On the first day of business, he places a sign out front that reads “Electronics repair — No Apple products!” His wife inquires: “Why shut out some of your best business? iPhones, iPads, iPods, and iMacs, and some ...

Apple’s Hiring Practices

Apple realized they needed new programmers, so they began putting out word that they were seeking experienced workers. Unfortunately, due to the incompatibility between Microsoft and Apple products, they decided is was best to refrain from hiring former Microsoft employees. Their solution to weed th...

A group of IPhones walk into a bar

Bartender: Get out!

IPhones: Why?

Bartender: I know you don't have any money!

IPhones: How?

Bartender: Because all you Apple products lost your Jobs years ago!

A little trip to Heaven

You know, I just came back from the dead. Well, they kicked me out, but that's a different story. The one thing I can tell you about heaven is that there are no windows in any of the houses.


Why, you ask?


Apparently, when Jobs died and went up there, he was put in charge of a...

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The King of all the gorillas was having a yard sale

The king of all the gorillas, mister Kong, was having a yard sale. He decided to sell his items collected over the years of roaming in the forests. He had been lowering his sale prices over the course of the day as fewer and fewer people were coming by.

Finally, one passer by came to buy his...

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