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Anger Issues Jokes

I always thought I had anger issues and was anti-social

but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal.

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I Think My Toilet Has Anger Issues

Whenever I flush it, it completely loses its shit.

The amount of short people with anger issues has always striken me as weird

Specially considering that they are the ones that should be more down to earth

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What did the guy with anger issues say when he got his prescription for a laxative?

“If take this I’d lose my shit!”

How to make a person with anger issues angry?

Tell them that they have anger issues.

It's best to hire people with anger issues into high positions

Most of them have already had management training

Why do T Rexes have such bad anger issues?

Because their fathers never hugged them.

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If I don't get my IBS and anger issues figured out...

I'm going to lose my shit.

What does a beatboxer do when he's extremely angry at some boxes?

He realizes he has anger issues.

There was once a doctor renowned for her temper

She was becoming so angry at work that she decided to retrain as a lawyer, to be able to release some of her stress by shouting in a courtroom. Out of a sense of loyalty she would regularly represent some of the people she used to treat when they had cases brought against them. Word got out about he...

The perfect guy

After a long run of many disappointing guys, this girl finally meets a guy of her dreams. They go on a date.

The girl asks: "you are really handsome, I really look forward to give it a try. Do you mind if I ask you few questions?"

The guy answers: "sure, what is it?"

The girl as...

Life has never given me lemons

It has given me anger issues, anxiety, stress, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people

A man buys a brand new sports car and on his first drive overtakes a pick up truck from the wrong side.

The truck driver is huge and has anger issues. He gets furious, speeds up and decided to teach the man a lesson at the next stop light just a few miles ahead.

They reach a red light where the pick up driver pulls ahead of the car. He steps out of the trucks and drags the man out of the car. H...

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Hygiene was an issue at the farm

John, the farmer was an old man who couldn't tend to his farm any more. His children had left for the city for greener pastures.
Few years back his wife passed away of old age.

Seeing the farm in neglect, all the domesticed animals on the farm called for an urgent meeting.

The cow, ...

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