I'm changing my pronouns to "Almond Joy/Mounds"...

...because sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don't.

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Birth of a Candy Bar! rated XXX and NSFW

One PAYDAY, MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT o' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE back behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS. That was pure ALMOND JOY!! It made his TOOTSIE ROLL. He let out some SNICKERS as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICY FRUIT and caused a MILK...

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar?

Almond joy.

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