UPJOKE

All I have to say, about today...

it is the one day, that I feel desserted.

After seeing the popularity of r/antiwork explode all I have to say is...

I think all jobs are deserving of respect, but miners are definitely below me.

I'm making a fortune selling home security systems. It's easy-peasy, all I have to do is say, "Hello!"

At 3 in the morning.

Whilst sitting on the end of their bed..

I wondered why for the past 3 days all I have read are reposts on r/jokes...

Then I realized it's because it's only Wednesday.

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