All German Jokes - 6 Hilarious All German Jokes

Why do all german exchange students fail math?

Because nobody wants to see their final solution.

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Do all German girls have the same number?

Because every one of them I've asked out say 99999

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I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes.

They always say 'feeling dank'

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Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

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So these Americans are in Budapest and they notice all the Germans looking for prostitutes

So these two americans are in budapest and they notice how it's all germans looking to hire prostitutes
And one of the americans says "these germans are into some weird stuff, that guy over there probably paid some poor hungarian girl 30 euros to take a shit on her chest"
And the german t...

An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...

...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs....

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