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Age 30 Jokes

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At birth, success is being alive. At age 3, success is not pooping your pants. At age 10, success is having friends. At age 16, success is having a driver's license. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 30, success is having money...

At age 40, success is having money.

At age 55, success is having sex.

At age 70, success is having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is having friends.

At age 80, success is not pooping your pants.

At age 100, success is being alive.

Not enough people mentions Jesus' biggest miracle...

Having 12 close friends after age 30!

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At age 30, I have more money than I have had sex.

I have exactly 1 dollar in my pocket.

A pair of lifelong friends play golf and go to Hooters

Two guys grow up together but after college one moves to NY other to California. Every ten years they agree to meet in Chicago and play golf. They finish their round at age 30 and go to lunch.

“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big ...

My chemistry professor e-mailed this joke to me.

***A joke from my chemistry professor:***

There is a far-off place that consists of a triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. The first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. The second kingdom is more humble, but ...

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