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The other day, I stole a wing mirror.

I should really reflect on my actions.

what has a beak but doesn't peck, a wing but doesn't fly and a feet but doesn't walk?

a dead bird.

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So a winged magical fairy visits Rome ....

The fairy flies around a bit among the tourists before stopping in front of two classical and gorgeous greek statues placed beside each other - one being a scantily clad and muscled Apollo and the other beautiful and busty Aphrodite, the goddess of love and sex.

The fairy looks on these two b...

China's Communist Party is starting a militia wing

They're training their members to be good Marxmen

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