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A Man From Nantucket Jokes

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There was once a man from nantucket

There was a joke here but I fucked it...

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NSFW There once lived a man from Nantucket

Who decided one day to say "Fuck it."

He climbed up to the top,

Fell down with a hop,

And that's how he kicked the bucket.

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There once was a man from nantucket

I forgot how this goes so fuck it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket

Who decided to shit in a bucket

There was no reason why

It was all by the by

He just saw an opportunity and took it

There was once a man from Nantucket.

He was a very nice man, well loved by all. I think he moved up to Chatham a couple years ago. Really nice guy.

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2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket

Who after several credible accusations of sexual harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power

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I once knew a man from Nantucket

His dick was so long he could suck it.

As he wiped off his chin,

he said with a grin,

"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it"

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