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A Boo Jokes

Where do you take someone injured in a Peek a Boo accident?

To the ICU.

Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo?

To the I.C.U

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A teacher asks the children in her class what they done at the weekend...

"I went out for the day, and rode on the choo choo", said Billy.

"Billy", said the teacher, "we don't use childish and immature language in my class. You rode on a train... Steve?"

"My dad and I went go-karting but I crashed and got a boo boo", said Steve.

"Steve, I just said we...

Why is there only one Yogi Bear?

Because when they tried to create a second one, they made a Boo-Boo.

Did you hear about the guy who got shot with a ghost gun?

He’s got a boo-boo

My 6 year old’s halloween joke

Q. What do ghosts have on their bottom?

A. A boo-ty

Why didn’t they make two Yogi Bears?

Because they made a Boo-Boo

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What kind of Bee collects Milk instead of Pollen?

A BooBee

Why did the ghost go to beauty school?

It wanted to open up a boo-tique

Why does Jack Skellington's pet dog have a bright, shiny nose?

Because he's a boo's hound.

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The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!

He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."
"Oh yeah, why?"
"Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"

What’s it called when a ghost scares the wrong person?

A boo-boo

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How do you trap a bee?

With a booBee trap

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What do you call a bee's ghost?

a BOO-bee

Hahaha.. like .. boobie.
Plz don't hurt me. I know it's bad

What car does a ghost drive?

A BOO-gatti

What is a ghosts favourite thing to throw?

A boo-merang

What do you call a ghost's injury?

A boo-boo

What do you call a mean ghost?

A boo-lly

Have you heard about the ghost who can’t reach the top shelf

He could really use a boo st.

How does a ghost orgy end?

With a Boo!kake

Why did Jasmine break up with Aladdin?

Because he had a boo on the side

Boo me all you like, I just made it up.

I was at the local library trying to find a specific sound for my video project; that of a displeased audience. I was repeatedly listening to a variety of samples through the miniature speakers on the desk.

Unbeknownst to me, a lady who was sat at the desk in the next cubicle was growing irr...

What do you call a scary cake that keeps coming back?

A boo meringue

What's a ghosts favorite food?

A boo-rito

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

These days are different, you can't celebrate your kid's birthday at a fast food restaurant anymore

My ex-wife freaked out when I told her about our son's Mario themed party. All I said was that he got a boo cake from Five Guys.

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