UPJOKE

I ordered a book of jokes online 2 years ago

I finally got it

What would you call a cheaper edition of a book of recipes for Indian side dishes?

Paperback Raita.

I'm compiling a book of poems by felons.

I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".

A book of dad jokes saved my marriage.

Was finally able to make my wife moan.

I have a book of Mongolian poetry.

It has its prose and Khans.

A prisoner in North Korea goes to the prison library to borrow a book of an author activist

The librarian says, "We don't have his book, but we have him."

Most Star Trek fans aren't big into poetry, so I knew that writing and publishing a book of Trek-themed poems would be risky but rewarding.

The project had its prose and Khans.

I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty...

turns out it was written by Bill Cosby.

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