Why do German girls all have the same phone number?
Seriously, every one of them I ask says 999-9999
[Rant] I think it's stupid my friend is having a meltdown over missing a puzzle piece for his 10K puzzle
If he thinks that's bad, I'm missing 9999 pieces.
German women love me...
I'm a ladies man. I saw this fine German woman. I didn't even have to chat her up for her to hastily give me her number. It was easy to remember 999 9999.
In Colorado they took down the mile marker for 420
In Colorado they took down the mile marker sign for 420 They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it. They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds, who also swiftly stole the cosine and...
I asked a German girl her number.
Apparently, it was 999-999-9999.
A father has three sons. One is an accountant, one is an engineer and the other is a lawyer...
The father asks each of his three sons the same question, "what does two plus two equal?"
The accountant son answers, "four point zero zero."
The engineer son answers "somewhere between 3.9999 and 4.0001."
Finally, the father asks his son the lawyer "what does two plus two equal...
I went to the club last night, chatted up this German chick and asked her for her number.
and you’ll never believe it her number is 999-999-9999.
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What’s the code to Hitlers secret stash?
9999
A QA tester walks into a bar...
and orders 1 beers
and orders 5 beers
and orders 9999 beers
and orders -1 beers
and orders foobar beers
I like to pick up girls at gas station convenience stores.
Why? Simple math.
Everyone knows the Hotness scale of 0-10. However, not many know the amount of people at each level.
Assuming 7.4 Billion people there are:
~5 billion 5's
~1 billion 6's
~100 million 7's
~9 million 8's
~220 thousand 9's
~2 tho...
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