John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the nigh...
My wife was happy when I told her a put a load in the dishwasher...
Until 9 months later when Consuela's baby came out looking just like me!
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If She Stayed In Italy To Raise The Child, He Would Also Provide Child Support Until The Child Turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for t...
What takes several tries to make, costs alot of money and is first seen at the hospital 9 months later?
A vaccine for COVID-19.
Husband & wife funny divorce
Husband & Wife went for divorce at court
Judge: you have 3 kids...How will you divide them?
They had long discussion with his wife and said,"Ok, Sir we will come next year with one more"
Joke doesn't end here
9 months later....They got twins!!
My coming out story:
A long time ago I was a boy trapped in a woman’s body
9 months later I was born
A European missionary goes to an African tribe...
... and asks the tribeleader if he may stay with them. The leader agrees on one condition: No white child can be born.
However, 9 months later, a woman is discovered with a white child. The leader summons the missonary to explain himself. The missionary looks out the window and shows the ...
A couple hooked up to the Joy of painting.....
9 months later they had a happy little accident
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