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In a hotel in jamaica

A man rings the hotel desk and he says, that his room his 828 and he is having an argument with his wife and that his wife is threatening to jump out of the window.
The hotel clerk says, that is a personal matter we cannot help you.
But then the man says, yes it is the window won't open.

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When a pilot forgets to turn off the PA

A pilot gets on the PA

"Hello flight 828, we've reached cruising altitude, the seatbelt sign has been turned off" etc, that kind of stuff. Then a big plop is heard, and it becomes apparent that the pilot forgot to turn of the PA. Then the pilot says to presumingly the co-pilot, "Man, I wish I...

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