789 Jokes - 8 Hilarious 789 Jokes

6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?

Because he needed 3² meals a day.

So 6 was afraid of 7 because 789 but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in the middle of 911

Why didn’t 4 get involved in the 789 incident?

He was 2²

I asked my math teacher why 6 was afraid of 7.

She replied, “Approximately 0.3583679495453”.

I stared at her, confused. Seeing my confusion, she added, “You know, cos (789)”

My boss calls me "the computer"

Nothing to do with intelligence,
I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes

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A little boy returns from a school field trip

Joke #134,789 for those that wish to just chuckle now,

Little boy returns from a school field trip to a farm. His mother asks him what he saw and he replied, "Well we saw sheep, goats, chickens, a neat dog, ducks, and a fucker."

"Wait what was the last thing you saw?". The boy answers,...

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A strange sound

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a st...

Why was the six afraid of the seven?

Approximately 0.3583.

Or cos(789)

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