70 Pound Jokes - 3 Hilarious 70 Pound Jokes

I lost 70 pounds last month

I got mugged in London

I wanted to get in shape so I thought I'd try a British gym...

I gained 5 kilos and lost 70 pounds

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New year resolution : First day at the gym

As a new year resolution, I, like million others decided to join a gym and hire a trainer. After some warm up, the trainer brought me to the equipment. a vertical row machine. He showed me how to use the machine and suggested that i exercise one arm at a time. Looking at my physique (if i can call t...

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