I just found out that Murrah building domestic terrorist accomplice Terry Nichols is still alive at 67 years old.
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Scene (and heard) at the Confessional...
Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 67 years old and I am dating a 22 year old.
Priest: Wait! I know that voice! Mr. Singh, is that you?
Man: Yes, father.
Priest: But you’re not Catholic. Why are you telling me?
Man: I’m telling everyone.
3 boys were having a debate who had the healthiest grandma
Boy 1: I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip! Boy 2: No I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon! Boy 3: I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital... Boy 1 and 2 looking confused ...
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Ron Jeremy was arrested for sexual assault
Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court. Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam "Is this a union house?"
“No" she replied "I'm sorry it isn't".
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20" she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized sh...
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