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6 Ft Jokes

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Skydive

Paddy was telling Mick about his first skydive: When I got to the door I couldn’t jump. So the 6 ft 7” instructor unzipped his fly and drops his 8” and says if you don’t jump, you’re going to get this up your arse!!! Mick asks: Did you jump? Paddy replies: A little bit when it first went in

I bought myself a 6 ft boomerang with Lord of the Rings characters on it.

It’s really hard to Frodo

I’m taller than my grandpa

I’m 5.3 ft and he’s -6 ft

Members of the Flat Earth Society are having a particularly rough time during the pandemic.

They say the 6 ft social distancing measures are pushing many of them over the edge.

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A man is walking along the street when he sees a ladder...

...stretching well up into the clouds. Being the adventurous type, Harry begins to climb.

After a short while he stops at a cloud and sees a large, ugly looking woman lying there.

"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she said.

He decided that he was definitely not drunk...

Two guys sittin in a bed

6 ft apart cause they respect social distancing

My nephew asked me to drop him at the garden

I don't know why he cried so much when I did it. Dropping from 6 ft wouldn't hurt that much, would it?

A devout Christian man living in New Orleans refuses to leave his home after hearing news of an imminent hurricane and flood.

A richly devout Christian man lives alone in New Orleans. He keeps to himself mostly, isolating himself in prayer and self-reflection with little care for the outside world.


One day, the man notices it growing dark outside earlier than normal. He steps outside and feels the wind has pick...

What do you call guys under 6 ft?

Dead.

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A driver driver is pulled over by a policeman...

The policeman approaches the car and says, "Sir do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Yes, because I was speeding."

"I got you on my radar gun going 20 mph over the speed limit. Any particular reason you were driving that fast?"

"Yes officer I was late for work."

"Well it ...

Dave who is 6 ft11, and his wife is only 3 ft 6.

Dave who is 6 ft11, and his wife is only 3 ft 6.

A decade married, and he's still nuts over her.

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