UPJOKE

5 yo: Can you count backwards from infinity?

Me: Of course I can but it will take forever.

My 5 yo son, Samuel, came up with this knock knock joke at his birthday and we were all in tears..

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Sam"

"Sam who?"

"Samwhere over the rainbow..."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three Little Boys...

come down stairs for breakfast a 10 yo, a 7 yo, and a 5 yo.

Once they all get seated at the breakfast table, their mom asks the 10 yo what he wants for breakfast. He thinks for a minutes and says “I’d like some fuckin french toast, mommy!” Shocked and appalled the mother says “Go to your roo...

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