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40 Hour Jokes

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I think the US government developed a pregnancy fetish when they saw my paycheck

They really do fuck me hard when I've been in labor more than 40 hours in a week.

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Fall of Duty

I get why the main story of a video game is called the campaign. It promises everything in the advertisements, takes money up front, and within the first 40 hours I'm ready to replace it

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Never marry.

I heard it's so bad that even Hitler killed himself 40 hours afterwards.

Cerealsly amazing joke

Once upon a time, there was a Cheerio who wanted something to do with his life, because it sucked. He decided he wanted to marry someone. So, one day, he went to the town square and saw a beautiful Fruit Loop. He went up to her and tried to ask her out on a date, but before he could get any words ou...

So my rich brother in law bought a Jag. And one day while he was at a stop light

My destitute nephew, Ronnie, pulled up beside him in his 2003 Toyota.Ā 

They are happy to see each other, the difference in wealth has never been an issue between them.

"How are you nephew?" say Mel ā€œHave you seen my new Jag?"

"My thatā€™s a fancy car, so let me ask you, what kindĀ ...

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