UPJOKE

Bubble wrap

I asked my boss "where do you want me to put this giant roll of bubble wrap?"

And he replied "just pop it in the corner"

4 f*cking hours it took me!

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Truck driver Mike and the alien

I'm from Germany, so I hope it doesn't get lost in translation.
Mike the truck driver is on the highway at night when the radio station he's listening to sends a special report about UFO's and aliens been spotted only a bit in front of him. "... they're about 4 feet tall with arms reaching...

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