Ryan Gosling is 36 years old

Shouldn't we be calling him Ryan Goose already?

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I was offered sex today by a 36 year old lady

In exchange of that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my blog. Of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

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I had sex with my 10th grade English teacher.

So what if it took 36 years and required me to become a mortician.

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A guy is walking down a boardwalk...

...when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs crying.

He approaches her and says, "Are you okay?"

She says, "I'm 36 years-old, I've got no arms, no legs, and I've never been kissed."

So the man grabs her and gives her the most passionate, romantic kiss the world has ever seen...

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The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry...

we haven't slept in 36 years.

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