One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I...
My girlfriend is turning 32 years old...I've told her not to get her hopes up.
After all..we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute."
"thirty-second birthday."
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