My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 a.m.

3 a.m.!!!

Fortunately, i was still awake, playing my bagpipes.

The teacher asks little Johnny : "Your dad buys 18 six-packs of beer at $3 a piece, how much is it ?"

"I'd say about a one week supply, Ma'am !"

A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m.

...and his wife is livid.
‟You SWORE that you‘d be home by 11:45!”
‟No,” slurs the mathematician...
‟I said I would be home by a quarter of 12.”

I have the worst neighbour ever! He keeps on banging on the wall at 3 a.m.

Completely ruins my drumming practice.

Last night around 3 a.m. the neighbour rang my doorbell...

...he shocked me so much with it that I almost dropped the drill.

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM.

The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up.


Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?”

“I don’t know, some dumb b!tch asking if the coast is clear.”

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So, a guy comes home real drunk with a duck under his arm at 3 AM.

His wife meets him at the door. The drunk says "This is the pig that I fuck." She says "That's a duck, not a pig, you moron." He says "Shut up! I wasn't talking to you."

A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at 3 am...

The little boy says, "Golly! It sure is dark and scary out here!"

"You think you're scared," says the clown. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone..."

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