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3 Animals Feast

A duck, a skunk, and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay;
The skunk didn’t have a scent,
The deer didn’t have a buck,
So they put the meal on the duck’s bill

3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.

Oh my!

3 animals are accused of a terrible crime. Sally the pig, Juan the eagle, and Carl the otter. A famous detective is brought in to investigate. He interrogates all 3 suspects and immediately decides it’s not the pig. But why?

It’s always Juan or the otter

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