2020 is a unique leap year...

It has 29 days in February.

300 days in March.

And 5 years in April.

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A 60-year-old man goes to a nudist colony for a month. [NSFW]

He walks in and goes to the reception, hands in his clothes and the worker shows him his room.

Not long after there is a gorgeous woman at the door, and he immediately gets an erection.

The woman asks "are you calling for me".

The man says "no, no of course not".

The woma...

I didn't fail No-Nut November...

I just finished the challenge 29 days early!

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Christmas

It's only 29 days to Christmas.

I fucking hate Christmas.

Whoever invented it should be crucified.

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