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2020 is a unique leap year...

It has 29 days in February.

300 days in March.

And 5 years in April.

I didn't fail No-Nut November...

I just finished the challenge 29 days early!

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Christmas

It's only 29 days to Christmas.

I hate Christmas.

Whoever invented it should be crucified.
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