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15 Hour Jokes

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house.

Turns out she was a Slovak.

Just got off a 15 hour flight from Chernobyl

and boy are these arms legs.

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Shoveling Shite

GRANDSON: Grandpa how come your hands are so rough and have so many scars?

GRANDPA: Since I was a boy I worked 15 hours a day in Arizona digging in the Grand Mountains. We worked 15 hours a day for 50 years. There were thousands of us.

GRANDSON Grandpa, it is the Grand CANYON that is i...

I’m in the World Thumb Wrestling finals.

We’ve been deadlocked in competition for the past 15 hours. Given how worn out our thumbs are, the judges have ruled we play sudden death with our big toes.


This will end in defeet.

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There is a smiling security guard in the bathroom at the strip club i go to... [Long]

Night or day doesnt matter, you go in and he just stares you down while you’re using the pisser with the biggest smile on his face.

Ive tried talking to him several times but he just stands there and smiles like the queens guard or some shit. I figured i would test him a bit and see what i c...

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Three guys participate in an annual contest of monkey breeding..

The rules are simple, each participant have an intercourse with a monkey, who can make the monkey give birth to most baby monkeys, wins.

Number three is the last 3 years champion and a natural favorite. Everybody bets their money on him.

First guy gets in an spends 4 hours with the mon...

I'm fantastic in bed

I can stay asleep for 15 hours!

I'm absolutely incredible in bed.

In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours.

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