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1 Hand Jokes

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Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only 1 hand?

because she is moaning with the other.

if you have 1 cricket ball in 1 hand and another cricket ball in the other, what do you have?

1 very large cricket

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on 1 hand.

It's seven

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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